today

tom lives.
a reliable source tells me that the midyears constitute 20% of our overall marks. christmas has come early.

-tom is born-
"100000100000111111100101010101010100101010101101010LOL01010101100101"
(blogs speak in binary)

-tom learns to walk-












(scrolls down)







-tom goes to school-

1.......+.....1....=........2
oh! a number other than one or zero!


-tom encounters PUBERTY-
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(he gets pimples)



hello?
hey tom.
do you remember anything?

no. was i out long?
a few days. the coma was ...shorter than expected.









why did you knock me out?
what did you dream of?
i had an out of body experience.
i saw myself, my own body, from a vantage point.
what was your body doing?
it was sleeping
it was scary
it is the euros now.
ooh. football?
yes tom.
i shall hop onto another website to watch. who're you rooting for?
germany.
ah. i think i'll go for croatia. their coach is a guitarist. from a rock band. now that's cool.